- Posted by David
- On December 28, 2018
- 0 Comments
Santa Claus and Hanukkah Harry may have been very generous this year. Big televisions that get mounted on the walls are exciting to receive but how do you lift and safely mount a 75 inch, 80lb behemoth? Amazon Echo, Sonos, Google Home, Wink, iHome and other Smart Home Devices with all their related hubs/speakers/cameras/pods/plugs/apps/soundbars/thermostats/doorbells/remotes/touch screens/switches will make you squeal with delight..until you have to figure out what goes where and how it all integrates with your lamps, your alarms, the front porch light and turning off the music after you fall asleep.
Don’t go it alone. HT-Install can take the headache out of figuring out everything from installing your new surround sound system to making sure that $3000 television is going to stay on the wall where it belongs. And there are even options for hiding your TV behind artwork if you would rather not see a big black screen hanging in the living or family room!
A Poem for the Smart Home Challenged
‘Twas the days after Christmas
and all through their homes,
the anxiety was climbing,
they had their noses in their phones.
They were Googling you see,
after presents were unwrapped.
The situation was dire,
it was as if they were trapped!
The TVs were so big to get on the walls,
how could they mount them
so they were sure not to fall?
Alexa, Google Home, Sonos
Do I talk first?
“I’m dazed, I’m confused, I feel cursed!!”
New iPads and Surface Pros are cool,
but they’re not syncing with the alarm
or the lights by the pool.
This new projector is great
but how does it work?
The directions make me feel
like a total Class A jerk.
Then out on I-95 a convoy
of vans were on their way,
David and his crew making the rounds
to save the day!
These professionals know
their settings and wires,
So every client is happy and content
to their every heart’s desires.
So don’t be a chump and do it yourself,
Call HT-Install, it’s like having an Elf!